I don’t know how many times I’ve tried, I really have, but it just doesn’t work! HAND DRIERS!!! There has been countless times I tried to actually dry my hands after a piss at a public bathroom but it ends up always in the same way, with me having to wipe them on my trousers or using toilet paper (on crowded conditions is it recommendable to hold your breath is your are going to take toilet paper from a division another human used before you getting in).

Seriously I think something should be done about these evil machines that don’t serve any purpose apart of at times generating impressive queues on public toilets. I’ve searched the name of the inventor of such thing but I couldn’t find his name anywhere, I guess he is hiding!!